From 2010 to 2014 Richard Cobbett wrote Crapshoot, a column about bringing random obscure games back into the light. This week, childhood terror has a new name. Horror has a new face. And the only weapon that can thwart its evil plan is… correct punctuation? Gulp…
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I think we should take a moment before going on. Deep breaths all round.
Breathe in…. And breathe out. Breathe in… and out. Better? Then I’ll continue.
I.M Meen. There’s a game, but how could it ever live up to this introduction? It’s not just the prancing of the man himself, or the bizarre bit where he delicately unpicks a little girl’s hair ribbon in a way that suggests he has to plan his life around